Tim's Saturn

Dear Tim,

You look great in the Saturn Sky Roadster. Is it really yours? You certainly deserve it!

You're so sweet, but no, that was not my Saturn. I should probably add, "thankfully." If I owned a car, I would be it's slave. I can't afford to put it in a garage, and the moving-it-every-other-day would drive me to despair. Also, it's such a sexy and sporty little thing that it's crying out, "Beat me, scar me!" And somebody would.