So Much Eloquence + Justin Bieber's Stupidity Continues to Amaze

I am extremely tired so I am not fit for writing a substantial post. So here is a lovely video as well as some Cole Mohr pictures. Cole Mohr posting has been sparse lately so I figured I would indulge y'all. 


Also, there is a bit at the end about JBieb's Rolling Stone cover and interview.





"...You should like, poop some candies?"

Cole Mohr by Adam Fedderly for Block Magazine

Ethan James and Cole Mohr 

Dazed and Confused March 2009 by Matt Irwin

"Indie" by Daniela Muller

All photos are from a folder on my desktop titled "Editorials/Campaigns" so unfortunately, I do not have the exact sources. Most are from models.com, I think.

Lastly:

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hah

Photographed by Terry Richardson.

figures.

According to Rolling Stone's interview, JBiebs is opposed to abortion, even if the pregnancy was the result of rape. Young Bieber, do not attempt to discuss matters you know nothing about. See below:

 "...his response to whether abortions should be allowed in cases of rape, reads: 'Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I don't know how that would be a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that.'"

On politics, JB boldly states, "I'm not sure about parties, but whatever they have in Korea, that's bad." And in terms of religion, he says, "I feel I have an obligation to plant little seeds with my fans. I'm not going to tell them, 'You need Jesus,' but I will say at the end of my show, 'God loves you.'"

lawl.

Ashley Greene for Teen Vogue? Nail Polish by Justin Bieber? Furry Litas?

I received the new issue of Teen Vogue in the mail today. Twilight's Ashley Greene is featured on the cover wearing a fabulous star-print Miu Miu dress (with star buttons!) from their Spring 2011 collection. Unfortunately, Ashley looks like an adolescent alien. Like her neck looks oddly long and skinny, and not in a graceful way. I know it's her hair that's covering part of her neck and making it look so weird, but still. I feel like the photo editor totally neglected the rest of the photo once he or she finished airbrushing the face.

While flipping through this new issue of Teen Vogue, I saw something that made me vomit a lil'�JBiebs has designed a collection of polishes for OPI, dubbed "One Less Lonely Girl," that includes a dizzying amount of glitter and an abundance of candy-colored shades. Each nail polish is named after one of his dumb songs: there's "Me + Blue," "One Less Lonely Glitter," (what?) and "Step 2 the Beat of My ?."  Basically, you shouldn't expect any lacquers in khaki, camel, or dusty rose or something sophisticated like that.

I die 2,000 times of barfy.

Ugly shoe time:

We know the Lita is insanely popular, but Jeff, you just ruined it. 

Bye.

Photos: Litas