Ashley Greene for Teen Vogue? Nail Polish by Justin Bieber? Furry Litas?

I received the new issue of Teen Vogue in the mail today. Twilight's Ashley Greene is featured on the cover wearing a fabulous star-print Miu Miu dress (with star buttons!) from their Spring 2011 collection. Unfortunately, Ashley looks like an adolescent alien. Like her neck looks oddly long and skinny, and not in a graceful way. I know it's her hair that's covering part of her neck and making it look so weird, but still. I feel like the photo editor totally neglected the rest of the photo once he or she finished airbrushing the face.

While flipping through this new issue of Teen Vogue, I saw something that made me vomit a lil'�JBiebs has designed a collection of polishes for OPI, dubbed "One Less Lonely Girl," that includes a dizzying amount of glitter and an abundance of candy-colored shades. Each nail polish is named after one of his dumb songs: there's "Me + Blue," "One Less Lonely Glitter," (what?) and "Step 2 the Beat of My ?."  Basically, you shouldn't expect any lacquers in khaki, camel, or dusty rose or something sophisticated like that.

I die 2,000 times of barfy.

Ugly shoe time:

We know the Lita is insanely popular, but Jeff, you just ruined it. 

Bye.

Photos: Litas